sumtimes 3y3 4get. thnx 4 reminding me.
Love 2 eat! Isn’t eating 2 presh? 3y3 dew what 3y3 can 2 maintain a fun die@ 4 skinny girls. Liek, my die@ is made up of berries, almonds, coconut milk, coconut water, coconut oil, turmeric, cayenne, honey, kale, mango, avocado.
Liek, do you evr meditate when u eat? I DEW! when u eat foodz that cum frm the planet they hold magical powers. If u practice u can store tha psychic energiez from yr foodz into yr spleen. Then u can use those energies to do fun things like read emotions, heal yr body, cleanse yr mind, seduce yr neighbors, etc.
3y3 <3 eating so much that 3y3 like 2 eat in silence n w/o distractions. If u have yr TV on, yr doing it wrong. 3y3 don’t even liek 2 talk when 3y3m eating cos its distracting.
3y3 liek 2 smell my foodz, think bout where it came from, look at its veins.
Then 3y3 liek 2 taste it, thank the universe n the light beings 4 bringing it 2 me.
So savory and precious that these things R here for us 2 put in2 our bodies!!
Also, if 3y3 have a wish, 3y3 will apply the wish in the meditation. It always cums true cos imma witch n i gots magic in mah fingertips.
3y3 also relly <3 cooking but since 3y3 use food as medicine, 3y3 feel weird cooking 4 other people cos it’s so personal… BUT 3y3 dew it n e wayz n just hope they LUV turmeric. They will thank me later when they skin starts 2 glow.
Another thing is that u can tell a lot about someones sexuality based on how they eat. Thats kewl n all but liek, it has 4 sure ruined some dates 4meh. Liek, ‘o damn, u were gonna get u some before i saw how u inhaled that lasagna’. garfield n shit. #meow
Pet peeves: people who talk 2 u when u eat
3y3m liek, relly? yr gonna ask me a question mid chew? u R depleting my psychic energy supply! HOW RUDE!!
FML//PKM
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